One day many months ago I found myself in a silly, adolescent sort of mood. I took advantage of this rare event by jousting a few words about. What follows will be devoid of any literary genius but hopefully, will garner a chuckle or two. Allow your imagination to fill in the cracks of intentional narrative omission.
Ish: "What's that you're looking at?"
Kabibble: "Well it's a blank page. Can't you see? It's nothing really?"
Ish: "Why don't you fill it up with some words for me to read?"
Kabibble: "Because I don't feel like writing right now. I'm a bit tired."
Ish: "Tired? How can you be tired, you haven't done anything yet."
Kabibble: "Oh, but I am doing something. I'm thinking and I'm talking to you. That's two things, actually."
Ish: "You must think you're quite busy then, don't you? Why don't you just start writing something? Anything will do."
Kabibble: "With you hanging on my every word? I hardly think much productivity would come from that."
Ish: "What are you going to right about?"
Kabibble: "Huh? Don't you mean write?"
Ish: "Say again?"
Kabibble: "You said right but you really meant write, didn't you?"
Ish: "What? I said what I said. Why did you assume I misspelled a spoken word? Are you on medication?"
Kabibble: "No need to be rude. It's the way you said it. It sounded misspelled."
Ish: "Don't you sea how silly that sounds?"
Kabibble: "Ah ha! You just did it again. You said sea. See?"
Ish: "I did nothing of the sort. I don't think you're hearing properly. You might want to have that looked at."
Kabibble: "Now look at the time. I've been speaking with you about nothing and accomplished even less."
Ish: "Les? Will we see him today?"
Kabibble:" "Oh, brother."
……..’Tis better to laugh than sulk, Jim